All You Have To Do Is Call My Name

I got hate mail! Actual fucking hate mail in regards to my post from yesterday. Apparently some chick out there took offense to my dislike of Valentine's Day and seemed to think it was a personal attack on her or something. I was highly amused. Any time my writing inspires a strong emotion, even hatred, it's a good thing. Writing should hit people on an emotional level. That's one of its major purposes. I was going to post the actual e-mail she sent, but decided against it. She did tell me I was "going to die bitter and alone." A friend of mine was happy to point out that anyone with my licking fetish was probably not doomed to such a fate. I agree with him wholeheartedly and now plan to have a whole harem of beautiful, talented, young men chained up in my basement at some point in the future ;) Well, a few of them I may let wander around the grounds... Ok, so I promise to go back to regular posting next week. To close out our little lyrics-fest here's some Carole King:

"Where You Lead"

Wanting you the way I do
I only want to be with you
And I would go to the ends of the earth
Cause, darling, to me that's what you're worth

Where you lead, I will follow
Anywhere that you tell me to
If you need, you need me to be with you
I will follow where you lead

If you're out on the road
Feeling lonely, and so cold
All you have to do is call my name
And I'll be there on the next train

Where you lead, I will follow
Anywhere that you tell me to
If you need, you need me to be with you
I will follow where you lead

I always wanted a real home with flowers on the window sill
But if you want to live in New York City, honey, you know I will

I never thought I could get satisfaction from just one man
But if anyone can keep me happy, you're the one who can

And where you lead, I will follow
Anywhere that you tell me to
If you need, you need me to be with you
I will follow where you lead

-- Carole King

"It was a great kiss. If one of us had been a frog it would have had some seriously impressive consequences." -- Lauren Graham - "Gilmore Girls"