Somebody Save Me

Worked sucked yesterday. In retaliation I decided to create my own little "Smallville" drinking game. This game is intended to oblitirate all memory of a bad day at the office. If played correctly, it should do just that. Like most drinking games it doesn't have much of a point aside from giving all involved a flimsy excuse to consume vast quantities of alcohol. I recommend not playing alone. Sitting at home by yourself playing drinking games is probably not a sign of anything good. So, here are the rules to the game:

1) Any time Clark removes his shirt - take a drink.
2) Any time Chloe goes into "investigative reporter" mode - take a drink
3) Any time we see one of Lex's cars - take a drink - if it's a car worth more than 100K - take 2 drinks
4) Any time one of Clark's parents ends up in mortal danger - take a drink
5) Any time Lex and Lionel have a father-son "chat" - take a drink
6) Hell, anytime Lex appears onscreen I say take a drink. In a particularly "Lex-centric" ep, this one could really do you in :)
7) Any time Clark kisses Lana - take 2 drinks - this one doesn't happen nearly as often as you would think
8) Any time Clark and Lana decide to "just be friends" - take a drink
9) Any time you see Kryptonite - take a drink
10) Any time Clark uses one of his powers - take a drink
11) Any time Clark's parents talk about "protecting Clark's secret" - take drink
12) Any time someone tries to warn Clark about Lex being "bad" - take a drink
13) Any time someone makes a reference to something that comes up later in the Superman mythology (i.e. Jonathan referring to Clark's loft as his "Fortress of Solitude") - Take 3 drinks - you have to be a total comic book geek to get most of these references, so you might as well be rewarded for all that otherwise useless fucking trivia you carry around in your head :)

I'm going to stick with my 13 themed list thing here. (Thanks to Steev for coming up with a couple of these!) Feel free to add your own rules as you see fit. New eps of "Smallville" start back up on 01/26, but there are repeats on the ABC Family Channel nearly every night if you want to get some serious drinking time in...

"Trust me, Clark. Our friendship is going to be the stuff of legend." -- Michael Rosenbaum - "Smallville"