On the thirteenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Thirteen polo ponies,
Twelve nights in Maui,
Eleven celebrity stalkers,
Ten glowing reviews,
Nine pink diamonds,
Eight talk show bookings,
A Seven-figure salary,
Six weeks in rehab,
A Five-picture deal...
Four botox injections,
Three pilot auditions,
Two Sundance passes,
And an agent at a major agency.
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