On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Eleven celebrity stalkers,
Ten glowing reviews,
Nine pink diamonds,
Eight talk show bookings,
A Seven-figure salary,
Six weeks in rehab,
A Five-picture deal...
Four botox injections,
Three pilot auditions,
Two Sundance passes,
And an agent at a major agency.
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